Read all about my horrible parenting, and be amazed that I am not really the worst ever. Also a rare sighting of myself. That's right a picture.
Apparently I took that month off, so I'll try to remember all the fun we had. First, February is the month where all of our little ones are the same age. 2008 meant that they were all three. How could this not be fun? We had a combined "We're all three/three years here" party on the 28th, which is the date that the twins joined us in the middle of the night. We figured that 2008 HAD to be the year. It turns out it wasn't.
Read here about how Mama wants her kids to come home, not yet realizing they already are. And stupid people in the news.
Yes CPS, I got your note. I need more toys. Despite they overstimulate my kiddos, read about my better idea.
Do I not have a funny blog? I crack myself up. This is also the month I swore I'd forcibly remove Roran from the nest. It has been the best thing for our relationship.
June was stellar.
Here is where we learn my
Here is where we get an anatomy lesson
Here is where you can read how thankful I am for life
Here is where I couldn't buy windows
And here is where I lose a daughter and four hours of my life
OK, I haven't re read these, but I can't wait, this was the infamous Vegas Vacation along with the psychotic break at 32,000 feet. Buckle up.
Marvel at my super powers
Reunited and blah blah blah
Vegas, Vegas, and more
Vegas, btw I was totally serious about the booze.
I'm in love with Ronald Reagan
"It is no coincidence that our present troubles parallel and are proportionate to the intervention and intrusion in our lives that result from unnecessary and excessive growth of government. It is time for us to realize that we're too great a nation to limit ourselves to small dreams. We're not, as some would have us believe, doomed to an inevitable decline. I do not believe in a fate that will fall on us no matter what we do. I do believe in a fate that will fall on us if we do nothing. So, with all the creative energy at our command, let us begin an era of national renewal. Let us renew our determination, our courage, and our strength. And let us renew our faith and our hope." Reagan's first inaugural speech.
Extra Grace Required
How do they know these things?
Who's tired of politics?
Also, my new Tshirt
Having fun with telemarketers
Evidence of my brilliance
Seriously, you're wearing scrubs, you have to be smarter than this
I ran for Queen. I don't think I got elected, the super cool ball gowns haven't shown up.
Even more sick of politics
Really, you need a buffer to hang out with me?
I'm so glad that wasn't me
Pony Express should have had a bailout
Life goes on
All this and more.
As if that weren't enough, I had a whole other blog.