to buy a fat pig, home again! Home again! Jiggity jig.
Okay we are on our way to being on our way to being home. After I get back from the "spa", I will be buying myself a truffle pig. Who knew truffles were so awesome? Of course Dove Truffles are awesome, and I think we all knew that, but I don't think they are the same...are they?
If anyone who has the capability to buy me Malibu and leave it at my house tonight please do so. I won't be back before they stop selling it for the evening, and i'm going to need more than the three oz i'm allowed to fly with.
In the meantime pray very hard for me today. I have one mentally unstable four year old with me that has reverted to about 18 months or so, this is freaking out the three year old who is throwing fits every 10 seconds. I have accumulated enough miles for a free trip and would hate to be placed on a no fly list.
Anyway, if I don't get black listed i'll be using my miles to come back here for a girls weekend. Any takers? I'll be staying in the Bellagio and eating very well.
Love and miss some of you, seriously start praying.
Cast of Characters
- BOB - Born of the body children
- BOTH - Born of the heart children
- Roran aka Big Girl - 18 year old BOB daughter - recently booted from the nest
- Big Boy - 15 year old BOB son
- Radical - 9 year old BOB son who fyi is not RAD
- Felpsy aka lil middle - 4 year old BOTH boy who is RAD and is the cumin in our soup
- Booger - 4 year old BOTH boy, sib to Felpsy, Twin to....
- Princess - 4 year old BOTH girl. Diva,