Didn't we learn anything regarding evolution? Why can't the polar bears grow some opposable thumbs and get a job? Move to the suburbs or just learn to live with it? Then I remember who the polar bears
The polar bears have no interest in bettering their lives. They seem to be content to sleep all winter long. 'Hey, maybe you should use that time to move south and acclimate yourself to warmer weather' but no. They too expect the government to save them from their own evolutionary lack. (They can live in the south, how do I know? I went to the ZOO.) And as per usual, the government expects we the people to pay for it all. Pretty soon they'll start regulating ice and Zamboni drivers will have to take an EPA class on ice sensitivity.
So, I propose we