...I had fun with a telemarketer.

As we all know, when the home phone rings here it's a telemarketer. So, it rang I answered. "Why yes I do make all non consumption decisions regarding energy in my house."

Who delivers electricity to your home?

"No one delivers electricity to our home. It's built in."

No, I don't think you understand the question, says the telemarketing lady.

"No, I do. It's in the wires."

But who provides the service.

"I don't know, the wires were here when we bought the house."

Is your husband at home?

"I don't know, you'd have to call and ask him."

Thank you very much for your time.

"You're welcome, call anytime."