...you must have been mistaken

That wasn't me at McDonald's today. That wasn't my kid yellin' for "y'all guys" to "shut up" because he was singing his "Jesus songs". Nope, you must have been mistaken.

That wasn't my little girl interrupting your prayer time to see if your kids wanted to trade Happy Meal toys. That wasn't us.

It wasn't me moving every 15 minutes to stay in the sun. It wasn't. It wasn't me freezing even though I had on long pants, long socks, real shoes, a long sleeve shirt and a jacket.

It wasn't my kid that pointed out to your kid that they'd probably be safer eating with unwashed hands than washing them in the playland restroom. Nope, those kids weren't mine. My kids wouldn't tell your kids that public restrooms are "nasty."

Nope, we stayed home and watched cartoons instead of sitting in a playground and watching the exact same ones that we can't sit still through at home. So, you must have been mistaken.