I ordered contacts nearly six weeks ago, mistake #1. Paid for them in full was #2. Today I called to find out where they were. As you'll recall, I'm blind so each lens needs to be specially made by elves. Thus the six weeks.
The nice lady on the other end asked my dob.
"No, I don't see you in the system."
"Really, because I've been going there for four years?"
"No, you aren't in the system, that's wierd, we have no patients with a dob of 8-41."
Hmmmmm? That is wierd.
Cast of Characters
- BOB - Born of the body children
- BOTH - Born of the heart children
- Roran aka Big Girl - 18 year old BOB daughter - recently booted from the nest
- Big Boy - 15 year old BOB son
- Radical - 9 year old BOB son who fyi is not RAD
- Felpsy aka lil middle - 4 year old BOTH boy who is RAD and is the cumin in our soup
- Booger - 4 year old BOTH boy, sib to Felpsy, Twin to....
- Princess - 4 year old BOTH girl. Diva,