I bummed a smoke from the ice cream man today. I know, all your dreams for me just came crashing down. I don't, as a rule, smoke. I have never gotten into the habit, thank you Jesus, but every once in awhile, there is nothing better.
Although he sees me week after week, five or so kids screaming up and down the street, in various forms of undress, he was under the impression that I had it all together. I'll pause for a moment while you all laugh.
Right now, I'm just waiting for everyone to leave me alone for three minutes so I can hide in the backyard and enjoy it. Again, I'll wait for you to stop laughing.
Why do I feel like I'm in high school again? I wonder what happened to all of the cigarettes my "friends" lost in my car....I bet my mom was smokin them after we all went to bed.
Cast of Characters
- BOB - Born of the body children
- BOTH - Born of the heart children
- Roran aka Big Girl - 18 year old BOB daughter - recently booted from the nest
- Big Boy - 15 year old BOB son
- Radical - 9 year old BOB son who fyi is not RAD
- Felpsy aka lil middle - 4 year old BOTH boy who is RAD and is the cumin in our soup
- Booger - 4 year old BOTH boy, sib to Felpsy, Twin to....
- Princess - 4 year old BOTH girl. Diva,