As all my FB friends already know, I had to get up at 5:00 this morning. I'm tired. It has nothing to do with me not going to bed until 1:00 so leave me alone. So, I'm going to be lazy today and let you all write my post for the day. Now, I would not ask you to work for free, unless you came out of my body or are in some other way my legal ward. I'm giving away a goofiness.com boob shirt. Now, don't bother going to look and see what a goofiness.com boob shirt looks like. We sold that domain several years ago, for a pretty penny if I remember. But it's just a guy cut Tshirt, in white or that grey color. And quite frankly, not that exciting, but we have some left over from the olden days, so Good Luck.
Now here are the rules, you must make a comment and answer there within some of the following questions about me, my family, my blog etc. Anyone that makes me LOL out loud will win a fabulous Tshirt.
1. How many kids do I have and where did they all come from?
2. If you could keep one of them who would it be?
3. If this whole domestic goddess thing doesn't work out for me, what should I be when I grow up?
4. What does my husband do for a living?
5. Tell me about some of my favorite things.
6. What awesome substances am I allergic to?
7. When you come to my house to eat, what will be on the menu?
Now, in the even that none of you are funny, points will be awarded on accuracy and creativity, but in varying degrees of subjectivity. I'm actually looking forward to this....again, good luck. *****update****
I'm not posting comments yet, due to the highly competitive nature of this contest, I don't want anyone tempted to cheat. And we have a front runner who really made me LOL out loud and included a desperate plea, but others are stunningly accurate like they have inside information, we'll see how it all shakes out.
Cast of Characters
- BOB - Born of the body children
- BOTH - Born of the heart children
- Roran aka Big Girl - 18 year old BOB daughter - recently booted from the nest
- Big Boy - 15 year old BOB son
- Radical - 9 year old BOB son who fyi is not RAD
- Felpsy aka lil middle - 4 year old BOTH boy who is RAD and is the cumin in our soup
- Booger - 4 year old BOTH boy, sib to Felpsy, Twin to....
- Princess - 4 year old BOTH girl. Diva,