I'm not a fan of Brangelina. There, it's out there. Feel free to stop following. A couple of weeks ago I mentioned that she might be collecting children to fill a neediness hole she seems to have. You'd have thought I ripped up a picture of the Pope on SNL. (How's that for the oldest reference of the day?)
"But they do so much good in the world, and give orphans a home."
Yeah, well I'm sure as a percentage of earned income versus charitable giving there are lots of people who exceed their giving. Not dollar for dollar. Percentage for percentage. Not to mention that most of my friends have their share of orphans, and are doing it without the attention Brangelina is getting from the press.
While we're at it, I'm not a fan of Kate either. Yes, the Kate from Jon and Kate plus Eight. I have a huge problem with how she speaks to her husband, or at the very least how she allows herself to be shown speaking to her husband. Really, come on, you have 2 million people watching your show every week, do you really think that Jon not buying things with a coupon is taking food out of the kids mouth? It's not. What it's doing is saying, yet again, that men are stupid and they need to be reminded it of it.
I'll admit that I am not always the spot on wife, but I try not to yell at my husband like a child in front of people. I try not to do it at all. And if I had proof, week after week, after week, that I did. I'd work on getting it under control. I have been known to yell at the kids, but I'm working on that.
I think I'll leave the other American icons alone for now.
Cast of Characters
- BOB - Born of the body children
- BOTH - Born of the heart children
- Roran aka Big Girl - 18 year old BOB daughter - recently booted from the nest
- Big Boy - 15 year old BOB son
- Radical - 9 year old BOB son who fyi is not RAD
- Felpsy aka lil middle - 4 year old BOTH boy who is RAD and is the cumin in our soup
- Booger - 4 year old BOTH boy, sib to Felpsy, Twin to....
- Princess - 4 year old BOTH girl. Diva,