Why is it that when there are two activities taking place in one room, that one segment of the room's population thinks that if they turn up the TV that the computer people will take the hint and put in earphones as opposed to turning up the computer volume? It never works, first the volume on the tv, then the computer, then people in the play room assume that since it's already so noisy that they won't be noticed. I noticed.
Why is it that women who are married to a psychopath always tell the husband they are leaving them for another man, and then go to bed? Hello???? Do you own a television? Have you somehow missed the entire Lifetime Television Network? Tell them in the morning and sleep somewhere else that night. I'm just saying.
Cast of Characters
- BOB - Born of the body children
- BOTH - Born of the heart children
- Roran aka Big Girl - 18 year old BOB daughter - recently booted from the nest
- Big Boy - 15 year old BOB son
- Radical - 9 year old BOB son who fyi is not RAD
- Felpsy aka lil middle - 4 year old BOTH boy who is RAD and is the cumin in our soup
- Booger - 4 year old BOTH boy, sib to Felpsy, Twin to....
- Princess - 4 year old BOTH girl. Diva,