...I almost bought drugs for Christmas

There is a toy that my children have been clamoring for, Aqua dots. It's a new take on the bead forms that need to be ironed. Now having three under four I thought this wouldn't be a good idea. One of my older children had stuck an aforementioned iron on bead up his nose and we had a costly ER visit. Had the babies been older I'd have considered getting these.

Yesterday they announced that the Aqua dots were safe until they got wet. You know, the whole point of AQUA dots is to get them wet. It seems when they get wet either in the proper instructed way, or a kid puts one in his mouth, they turn into GHB, also known as the date rape drug. There are eight kids in comas now. Yikes.