...possibly useless/ful information

As I often do on a Saturday, while my men are constructing walls and such, I was reading up on "Important Facts" they print on the back of medication ads. This one happens to be for Viagra.

The instructions state that you should...
"Take Viagra about 1 hour before you want to have sex."

Um, excuse me, I am pretending to be a guy. I've wanted to have sex constantly since I was 12. And prior to the moment I wanted to have sex, I didn't want to have sex because girls were icky. But since my "aha" moment, it's been constant. Is there a pill I can take to go back to an hour before that?

Now, I'm back to being a girl....here's the possibly useful information for you Viagra people at Pfizer Pharmaceutical. Prescribe it to us girls, print in your info to give it to our guys 1 hour prior to us wanting to have sex. It could even be used for foreplay.

There's an idea.

******IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER FOR ALL OF HUBBY'S FRIENDS WHO READ THIS******

So not a problem here. I still have to fight him off with a stick, (sorry) not that I would though, cuz he's a stud. Right honey?


Another side note on the possible side effects of Viagra

"Trouble telling blue and green apart" REALLY? Do you want to take a chance with that?
Loss of sight or hearing or death. "Most of these happened in men who already had heart problems" and probably lied to their doctor.

ps I ran this by hubby as it involved Viagra, he noted that if that were a problem, and he had to choose between blue and green differentian and sex. He'd take his chances with blue and green becoming a muddled mess. Just so ya know.