... to get to know me.

Here are 50 things that you should know about me.

1. I married well, the second time.

2. I have six kids.

3. Bedtime is not negotiable.

4. I love Jesus.

5. He loves me more.

6. I dislike other peoples kids.

7. I abandoned my first name ten years ago.

8. I'm not a criminal, I just never used it.

9. I am trying to give up high fructose corn syrup.

10. I miss it.

11. I love to run.

12. I love to sleep.

13. I love Las Vegas.

14. I don't gamble.

15. I've been kicked out of therapy, more than once.

16. I'm passionate about adoption.

17. I'm allergic to fake cinnamon.

18. I love Red Hot Fireballs and Dentyne.

19. I am terrified of frogs.

20. Really terrified.

21. I was never offered drugs in high school.

22. I love my kitchen.

23. I can cook and bake.

24. I can't see my hand in front of my face.

25. I wonder why people spend more time complaining than changing.

26. I love my girl friends.

27. I laugh to the point of pain at Ricky Bobby.

28. My husband thinks I'm pretty when I laugh.

29. I love blankies.

30. I love volcanos

31. I have jewelry made from the ash from Mt. St. Helens.

32. When I die I want to made into a diamond.

33. I'm obsessed with statistics.

34. I was kicked out of Bible College.

35. Ok, asked to not return.

36. I hate religeous people.

37. If I had a million dollars I would give the after tax amount away.

38. I would spend the hefty refund.

39. I'd like to buy the world a coke.

40. I love the fountains at the Bellagio.

41. My eight year old thinks fountains are dumb.

42. The best concert I've ever been to is the Newsboys GO.

43. The second best is Blue Man Group.

44. I like the word wasabi.

45. When my husband calls I don't pick up until the ringer says "I've got a smokin hot wife."

46. I have friends who wouldn't be annoyed if I called them at 3 a.m.

47. I get annoyed when people ring the doorbell during naptime.

48. I'm good enough.

49. I'm smart enough.

50. And doggonit, people like me.